POEHLER: Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, everyone.  Aren't they a cute couple?
FEY: No, they're not.  But that's nice, that they're not cute.  It's good.

FEY: And in sports news, God hates golf too. [pictured: rain delays]

FEY: The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing.  Haha!  Jokes on you, dummies..I'm not really a lawyer.

FEY: A 40-year-old woman who is still lactating has volunteered to breastfeed a pair of endangered Bengal tiger cubs.  And, of course, you know she's gonna do it sitting next to me in the airport.

FALLON: Hey Tina, sorry I'm late.
FEY: Where have you been!?
FALLON: Sorry, I had a press junket.  You look nice, are those new glasses?
FEY: No, same old glasses.  Let me just go get him, okay?
FALLON: How's it going?
POEHLER: It's goin' great.
FALLON: Is that my old jacket?
POEHLER: No, I have my own jacket.
FALLON: Just asking..Look I know this whole thing's kinda messed up.  I never intended this...
FEY: Okay, I packed his allergy medicine and if he gets scared at night just play him that Nichols and May DVD.  And do me a favor--don't take him to the VMAs this time.
FALLON: He loved it!  He met Ja Rule!
FEY: He was throwing up Red Bull for two days.
FALLON: Hey buddy, how's it going?
KID: I hate Taxi !
FEY: He's just upset that you haven't been around.  We're all a little upset.
POEHLER: I'm not.
FALLON: You know, boo, I just... [leans in to kiss]
FEY: Just go.
FALLON: Alright.  Come on, Lorne.